I have been contacted by a fembot on MySpace. This one appears to either be an especially hard-working sweatshop typist or a semi-broken robot. I’m not willing to investigate further so the Turing test will not be done.
There’s no photo, which strikes me as a terrible mistake. Anyone who would go for something this idiotic needs a photo. I do have something in common with the robot, though. I love to have fun, too!
Hey Conrad!
I don’t mean to bother you.. I just moved out here around Newport Beach for work a couple of weeks ago. It sucks cuz I don’t know AnYBoDY out here ;(. My friends back home suggested I start a myspace and look for people in my area. I just started today so here I am! 😀
Well I’m lookin to meet a guy and you are pretty cute Hehe. About me… Well I’m 24, single, and I love to have fun. I’m into older men. Since you’re cute and 41, you fit the profile! LoL
I just started this myspace stuff today so my profile is pretty thin to say the least. If you wanna see some of my pix, I have a homepage @ houseofvicky.com/kris – there’s a bunch of photos and stuff… I also left you a PeRSoNaL message on the front page so come check it out k?
XoXo KriSty
Be My Blog 
OMG I WENT TO THE WEB PAGE SHE IS FOR SERIOUS OMG! PERSONAL MESSAGE FOR YOU!
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is she hott
also did u alredy do her cause i dont want ur sloppy seconds lol
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Yeah, ‘she’ messaged me, too. Except that she’d just moved to Santa Monica, where, by an odd chance, I happen to live. Oy…
~M~
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I wonder if a PeRSoNaL message is better than a regular one.
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Damnit! I wonder when she’ll be moving to NJ 🙂
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Replicants are people too.
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and by startling coincidence, I got contacted by the “Say old been, have you seen my hat?” bot last night…
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i just received a similar message from a fem bot who threatened that i wasn’t going to graduate from the university of virginia if i kept impersonating some guy named mike on myspace.
hahahahahah yeah right.
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Fembot Blues
The fembot was just obeying her Prime Annoyance Directive: “I made my way through the computer-controlled monorail, car by car, cruising for sentient beings.” — Mark Leyner, My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist
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I got that too but she was living in Irvine at the time.
Does anyone know what is up with these bots and what they are for? I have recieved this one, and there is another that spams me abour 3 times a day always with a single pic (different each time) and the exact same text in it. They do not seem to be pimping porn sites like the older ones did.
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it’s brett
finally got the address right, but ti looks like you changed the message. sorry about that. email me back, and let’s get together.
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