Mostly so I could giggle at them on the sidekick, but here they are
http://www.masculinehygiene.com/leisure.html
I CALL THEM ONLINE CYBERTOONZ!!! UPDATED EACH MONDAY!!! wheeze, choke
Hint: ASTERISKS REALLY **LEAP** OUT AND MAKE POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS GIVE A SHIT
JESUS CHRIST – JUST CLEAR THE BUFFER AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
MY CD PLAYER IS SQUEAKING AND SQUAWKING LIKE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A “MODEM WIZARD”
WHY YES!!! I’D LOVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM!!!
and many, many other hits
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“FAGGOT” CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!! I MEAN STICKS
The sad thing is that I haven’t stopped laughing at this one yet to move on to the other ones.. hahahaha… a tightly wrapped bundle of dicks! HAHAHAHA!!
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Ask Jeeves: CAN I GET AIDS FROM TAKING A SHIT ????
Bang bang, you
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Have I told you lately that I love you?
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