i dumped the leisuretown lines onna webpage

Mostly so I could giggle at them on the sidekick, but here they are

http://www.masculinehygiene.com/leisure.html

I CALL THEM ONLINE CYBERTOONZ!!! UPDATED EACH MONDAY!!! wheeze, choke
Hint: ASTERISKS REALLY **LEAP** OUT AND MAKE POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS GIVE A SHIT
JESUS CHRIST – JUST CLEAR THE BUFFER AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
MY CD PLAYER IS SQUEAKING AND SQUAWKING LIKE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A “MODEM WIZARD”
WHY YES!!! I’D LOVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM!!!

and many, many other hits

3 thoughts on “i dumped the leisuretown lines onna webpage

  1. “FAGGOT” CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!! I MEAN STICKS
    The sad thing is that I haven’t stopped laughing at this one yet to move on to the other ones.. hahahaha… a tightly wrapped bundle of dicks! HAHAHAHA!!

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