The whole FAQ is great.
Cuddle Lifeguard On Duty? What’s that?
Cuddle Lifeguards are a select group of amazing individuals who are specially trained and certified in how to facilitate Cuddle Parties. They are responsible for ensuring the integrity of the room, meaning that no sex happens, that everyone feels safe, and that the sexual energy, when it shows up, is dispersed safely. They, along with the Cuddle Caddy, facilitate the Welcome Circle and make sure everyone gets taken care of.
SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS EVELYN WAUGH NOVEL
Mostly so I could giggle at them on the sidekick, but here they are
I CALL THEM ONLINE CYBERTOONZ!!! UPDATED EACH MONDAY!!! wheeze, choke
Hint: ASTERISKS REALLY **LEAP** OUT AND MAKE POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS GIVE A SHIT
JESUS CHRIST – JUST CLEAR THE BUFFER AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
MY CD PLAYER IS SQUEAKING AND SQUAWKING LIKE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A “MODEM WIZARD”
WHY YES!!! I’D LOVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM!!!
and many, many other hits
I SAID, NO MORE! NO MORE!.
Surprisingly enough, it’s SFW.
And it’s hoyvenmayven‘s fault!
My day: some work, therapy, hanging around at D’s, Trader Joe’s, home.
Currently I’m making some oven-fried chicken and baby dutch potatoes with spinach & curry spices. Sort of an almost Saag Paneer thing.
At TJ’s the hottest woman ever to live on the surface of the planet was buying valentiney things for someone who is, at least tonight, way luckier than me. It was hard not to follow her through the aisles in a dog-like manner.
C’mon rain, actually rain tonight! Dear God the curry smell is making me something something.