THIS IS THE BEST URL EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET AND WORLD WIDE WEB

http://www.cuddleparty.com/about/faq.cfm#erections

The whole FAQ is great.

Cuddle Lifeguard On Duty? What’s that?

Cuddle Lifeguards are a select group of amazing individuals who are specially trained and certified in how to facilitate Cuddle Parties. They are responsible for ensuring the integrity of the room, meaning that no sex happens, that everyone feels safe, and that the sexual energy, when it shows up, is dispersed safely. They, along with the Cuddle Caddy, facilitate the Welcome Circle and make sure everyone gets taken care of.

SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS EVELYN WAUGH NOVEL

11 thoughts on “THIS IS THE BEST URL EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET AND WORLD WIDE WEB

  1. For some reason, I can never, ever see/hear “Evelyn Waugh” without it somehow getting translated in my head as “Edith Wharton”. I was half-expecting the page to be about sledding accidents or something.

  2. I know it’s probably been said already, but I just want to reiterate that this whole cuddle party thing is unspeakably icky. Especially the use of ‘cuddle’ as a unit of menaing within larger words, such as “cuddlemonials”.

  3. They, along with the Cuddle Caddy, facilitate the Welcome Circle and make sure everyone gets taken care of.

    It’ll all be fine, right up to the point where someone says, “Aw, fuck it, enough with the cuddles. Let’s just burn ’em at the stake, like we used to.”

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