http://www.cuddleparty.com/about/faq.cfm#erections
The whole FAQ is great.
Cuddle Lifeguard On Duty? What’s that?
Cuddle Lifeguards are a select group of amazing individuals who are specially trained and certified in how to facilitate Cuddle Parties. They are responsible for ensuring the integrity of the room, meaning that no sex happens, that everyone feels safe, and that the sexual energy, when it shows up, is dispersed safely. They, along with the Cuddle Caddy, facilitate the Welcome Circle and make sure everyone gets taken care of.
SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS EVELYN WAUGH NOVEL
Be My Blog 
Erections. Erections. ERECTIONS.
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Where did you get that icon?
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http://flickr.com/photos/waxypoetic/65673299/
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*shakes head* o…m….g
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For some reason, I can never, ever see/hear “Evelyn Waugh” without it somehow getting translated in my head as “Edith Wharton”. I was half-expecting the page to be about sledding accidents or something.
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Safe and cuddly sledding accidents, even.
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worst puppy pile ever
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I know it’s probably been said already, but I just want to reiterate that this whole cuddle party thing is unspeakably icky. Especially the use of ‘cuddle’ as a unit of menaing within larger words, such as “cuddlemonials”.
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so it’s the 80’s without coke or aids?
and without all that pesky fluid release?!?!
SIGN ME UP. TWICE.
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It’ll all be fine, right up to the point where someone says, “Aw, fuck it, enough with the cuddles. Let’s just burn ’em at the stake, like we used to.”
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odd. creepy and odd.
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