Thank you, hotelsamurai
Mostly so I could giggle at them on the sidekick, but here they are
I CALL THEM ONLINE CYBERTOONZ!!! UPDATED EACH MONDAY!!! wheeze, choke
Hint: ASTERISKS REALLY **LEAP** OUT AND MAKE POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS GIVE A SHIT
JESUS CHRIST – JUST CLEAR THE BUFFER AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
MY CD PLAYER IS SQUEAKING AND SQUAWKING LIKE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A “MODEM WIZARD”
WHY YES!!! I’D LOVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM!!!
and many, many other hits
Amusing re-subtitle toy via autodidactic let me to DilbertHoleIze some random bollywood flick.
Note: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE IN SUBTITLES
Power outage in the office; UPS-protected machines eventually shut down due to extended power outage; alerting system goes nuts; alerting system does not stop being nuts after outage resolved; mysterious issues remaining after end of outage even though all machines were on UPS and cleanly shut down and restarted; blowjobs; suicide; Heil Hitler.
Not only are messed-up cryptozoological comedy squid a sure-fire winner, but this means that I can now say “Squibbon!” to myself all day.
Folks I’m in hour 3 of a software build gone wrong and I’d like to say, especially for hotelsamurai: I WON’T WASTE TIME SHARING WITH YOU THE BITTERSWEET IRONIES OF WATCHING EVERY LAST CANDLE MELT DOWN LIKE A LIMP DICK INTO THE FIBERS OF MY CARPET. THE ENTIRE EVENING YIELDED ONLY AN ENORMOUS PUDDLE OF SPREAD-OUT, HARD BEESWAX.
I told u i was hardcore
(Never do this.)