This Toby’s Tofu Paté stuff isn’t half bad. Kinda like curry egg salad.
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Sending the boy up in a crate like that
Hey maineiac_eric, remember the helicopters you used to service? Long ago, before I met you, when you were a Marine? Most of them are something like 40 years old but they’re in service in Iraq.
I remember your stories about being awash in seawater and floating floorboards fixing the avionics on them, or something close to that. Perhaps our secret weapon against turbanism is helicopters that shed huge chunks of metal kinda randomly.
the lunch of monkey is the root of all kinds of emo
My hart is waiting for you.
I like this one partly because it’s simultaneously from Joaquin Daniels, 490stanislaus, and John Darnell. Also because of the syntax. Any guesses what language was the original? I’m not sure I want someone to love me Heepss, either. It’s also kind of hard to figure out at first what the point of the thing is. I assume that if you send mail to that address they try to rope you into a faked-up work-from-home envelope-stuffing scam, but this is an elaborate envelope for the payload.
link constipation relieved
- Karla McLaren, a leading light of the New Age who published nine books, has become a skeptic. tinymammoth pointed me to this excellent essay in which she describes the cultural gap between those two extremes. Skeptics take note: attacking quackery and exposing flaws in the beliefs of others through mockery may be satisfying, but it’s not the same as education.
- Mark-Jason Dominus just pointed me to this amazing set of underwater photos and videos, including the piglet squid in this icon and other treasures of the deep.
- There is a whole gol-durned blog about the Dewey Decimal System! What’s more, it’s interesting.
- Get out your tinfoil hats: Terrorists have infiltrated the Masons!
- Via the Exploding Aardvark, here: have some japanese warning signs!
- In Oppressive Technology News, the fine folks at Georgia Tech are working on a seek and interdict anti-camera weapon. Thanks, guys.
- Do not stand under or attempt to climb this mountain: two million cubic meters of it are about to fall off.
- Vietnam, 1968 (flickr photo). This is poignant. I wonder what became of this guy? Dead? Back from the dead like Trout? Just another boomer Blimp?
- The world of Duke Cunningham: Hookers, bribes, and friends named “Dusty” Foggo.
- Matt Taibbi is back from Iraq with some stories of life on the front.
- Salam alaikam and welcome to MuslimSpace, where instead of Tom your friend is M12345.
- Crash victim comes out of it after 20 years, thinks he’s still 20. Yow.
- Our very own O.C. Al Qaeda spokesman is finally out of the closet. What is it about us and insane people?
Michael Pollan calls their prose “supermarket pastoral”
From a nameless source, Whole Foods Market’s list of key words and phrases to use during an interview:
I’m playing with the LJ jabber stuff
As described in this post on lj_dev. Hit me up if you wanna play too.
Military prose from all over
In naming the F-35, General Moseley said, “Today, the enemies of peace and freedom have been put on notice. They have feared this day because the F-35 provides the coalition warfighter the perfect blend of speed, precision and stealth.”
How much did we pay to name this piece of high-speed pork? And how is it going to stop the Turbanists from leaving improvised bombs at crossroads and at schools?
This is the best 1966 ever!
Via defensetech
mildlife
Last night at around 2 am the cat was prowling around as usual complaining about unreachable insects and promising noises in the forbidden outdoors. The sliding glass door to the back yard was open but the screen door closed, and several times she stretched up on the screen looking yearningly at the moths bumping into the porch light.
I had stopped paying attention to these antics for a while and then, around the corner of my laptop, I saw that another party had arrived. Usually this means that Dexter, the cat next door, has showed up to be a pest and taunt poor Poussin with her presence, but this was a smaller, darker, animal.
Nope, it wasn’t Dexter. An opossum was squatting just outside the screen door peering at Pouss, who was peering back. Totally in silence, the two regarded each other without moving for three minutes or so. I was expecting a catsplosion of yowling rage or at least the predator stance, but the cat remained calmly sitting, as did her new friend.
Then, almost with a sigh, the opossum turned around and headed back out into the darkness of the yard. Pouss leaped up and leaned on the screen as the other animal toddled off in the awkward way those creatures have, like a drunk old man.
Then she curled up and slept on the couch.
