In naming the F-35, General Moseley said, “Today, the enemies of peace and freedom have been put on notice. They have feared this day because the F-35 provides the coalition warfighter the perfect blend of speed, precision and stealth.”
How much did we pay to name this piece of high-speed pork? And how is it going to stop the Turbanists from leaving improvised bombs at crossroads and at schools?
This is the best 1966 ever!
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Hahaha. Highspeed pork indeed.
T SUBSTITUTE YEAH BUT IF IT WERE HIGH-SPEED PORK ON A STICK YOU WOULDN’T BE LAUGHING SO HARD NOW WOULD YOU
I’d rename it from F-35 to F-U.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Beat me to it by mere minutes…
behold the f4u
On a side note I thought the JSF was still canned, also any news on it being vstol? I know that was in the original spec.