Advertising Scans for Friday

A sausage company attacks vegetarianism and commits unintentional goatse, and the makers of a sleep drug appear to be selling a powerful hallucinogen. It’s all behind the cut!

Vegetarian Awareness

Dreams...

14 thoughts on “Advertising Scans for Friday

  1. The goatse in such close proximity to the girl with the chili pepper(?) in her mouth make a great juxtaposition. Bonus points for “more party ideas than you can shake a meat stick at.”

  2. When I first saw those ads, I assumed the drug was an anti-pyschotic… They miss you because you’re NOT BUGFUCK NO MORE. But no, it’s merely a sleeping pill. bah.

    1. I think they were trying for “edgy, funny, irreverent” and just ended up with “asshole.” Which is probably also what the sausages contain.

  3. Beef Bites!
    It’s this sort of thing that leads people to tell their vegetarian friends that something is vegetarian because, “You can just eat around the meat.” As a vegetarian, I gotta say, they can just keep their damn party.
    I don’t usually watch commercials, but the chess playing beaver was a splendid exception. Thankfully, I don’t remember what product they were selling, so I can continue to pretend that my brain is still my own.

  4. Horrors of food
    What next, a pork chop with, in the background,
    a covetous Jew with a speech bubble saying:
    “oy, I wish I could eat that porkchop!” ?
    Such a publicity stunt, nu!

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.