It pisses me off when people post warnings about DUI enforcement online. They say stuff like “take a cab tonight if you’re going towards $TOWN” or “they’re running a checkpoint at Newport & Flower, pass it on”.
How about just not driving drunk? Ever? It’s not hard to avoid. You’ll be helping your friends the best possible way by not killing and maiming them.
If you can afford to go out and drink but you somehow can’t afford to cab it home then you’re just being a fucking sociopath. Stay home and drink, okay? Helping the other sociopaths mow us all down isn’t nice.
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How do you feel about people driving while sleep deprived?
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T SUBSTITUTE U DON UNNERSTAND I HAVE TO DRIVE THE HOT CHIX HOME FROM SUTRA I CNA’T TAKE A CAB THEY NEED TO FEEL THE LEATHER OF MY BMW BEFORE I HUMP THEM
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I’d prepared a lengthy argument in response to your entry, Mr Substitute, but this fine man beat me to it and so eloquently put it into one sentence. I mean, they need to feel that leather.
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A.. a.. man?
salome_st_john is a MAN? Jeez, NOW you tell me. That’s like three months of stalking totally WASTED.
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Re: A.. a.. man?
Hey, it’s news to me too!
Talking about time being totally WASTED. Think of all the time I spent in line waiting for women’s bathrooms when I could have just waltzed up to any open urinal! Plus money wasted. Do you realize how much tampons cost?
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Re: A.. a.. man?
I could have just waltzed up to any open urinal!
…or the sink.
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Re: A.. a.. man?
That icon is wonderful.
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Re: A.. a.. man?
It is wonderful. I must steal it. Are there others like it?
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also: vulve
Mais, OUI!
Also: merci, !
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OMG YOU MEAN MAIS WEE
Also, I just died about 1,000 deaths of happiness. Thank you for that link. So far, I think nez is my favorite.
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I think a lot of this would be handled nicely if we stopped incarcerating people for recreational private drug use, and replaced them with those who drive drunk/stoned. We’d have PLENTY of room for the drunks, and let the non-harmful stoners out.
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I agree. That’s nuts.
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I think we need to start thinking more in line with the current administration if we want to propose a solution that is both effective and likely.
So obviously, road-side executions.
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