That moment was ruined before it happened
Her slits burn into your soul like the Eyes of God.
And that kid. What’s wrong with that kid?
Jeezus, somone ought’a tell Quickdraw Cheney that, for the photo, you ALWAYS POSE WITH PRETTY PEOPLE. ALWAYS. And, if they’re not pretty, then they’re so damned important that the snivelling peasants won’t even comment about it.
Faux pss, my good man, faux pas.
I thought for a second that that turquoise thing was wearing a Nazi Party pin on her lapel, which would’ve multiplied the awesomeness of this photo by about a billion.
Alas, it is not to be.
Viewing this again, I am again struck by the fact that the right A) can’t dress and B) don’t exercize. That kid’s gut’s getting pretty near Cheney’s. That’s one slack pampered brat.
Just wrote a song about Cheney shooting people. It’s called Dick Pussies Out.
Be My Blog 
Aarrrrrggghhhaaaa indeed.
~M~
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I for one welcome our Phyllis-Diller-and-son-of-Ug-from-The-Goonies overlords.
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Don’t forget the Zombie Contributor/Target Practice Grandpas:
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That moment was ruined before it happened
Her slits burn into your soul like the Eyes of God.
And that kid. What’s wrong with that kid?
Jeezus, somone ought’a tell Quickdraw Cheney that, for the photo, you ALWAYS POSE WITH PRETTY PEOPLE. ALWAYS. And, if they’re not pretty, then they’re so damned important that the snivelling peasants won’t even comment about it.
Faux pss, my good man, faux pas.
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I thought for a second that that turquoise thing was wearing a Nazi Party pin on her lapel, which would’ve multiplied the awesomeness of this photo by about a billion.
Alas, it is not to be.
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That’s a pretty good idea. Photoshop would fool a lot of people…
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MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! I’M SORRY!!! I’LL CLEAN MY ROOM!!! JUST MAKE IT STOP, DEAR GOD!!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
What did I do to deserve that!? 🙂
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textbook cover to the vice-presidential guide to looking slightly less evil.
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Brilliant Charlie White icon!
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Can you imagine how disappointed grandma was to get that picture back and realize that she blinked? She wore her best ugly blazer and everything.
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Well now we know who he *should* have shot in the face.
Oh I’m a funny one today.
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I get the eyeless zombie, but who’s the chattering cenobite on the left?
mojo sends
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Viewing this again, I am again struck by the fact that the right A) can’t dress and B) don’t exercize. That kid’s gut’s getting pretty near Cheney’s. That’s one slack pampered brat.
Just wrote a song about Cheney shooting people. It’s called Dick Pussies Out.
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