HAPPY BIRTHDAY
No falling in a pit with Dracula for you–you won’t get off that easy.
Charles’ first birthday is in eight days. It is obvious to all with eyes to see that:
Conrad, Charlie the Caterpillar, and Charles 3d are now meshed by unknowable bonds, the three-lobed eye to which near is far and far is near.
Happy Birfday!
Let me be the next in a long line of people to wish you many happy returns of the day! (I did not know your info was incorrect)
I agree with — and at 45, you’ll look back at 40 and laugh!
C’mon
You didn’t even do a hack Photoshop job on it to get the age right.
Crap, and now I have to go distract myself before I do something about this silly CGI project I feel coming on.
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Conrad. I know the feeling, one morning you wake up and think “Holy Cats! How the hell did I become middle aged?”
mojo sends
seems to be a popular age for people in my life right now. don’t know what you guys see in it, but hey, it gives me hope. =)
oh yeah, happy birthday and such.
Getting yuck all over the keyboard.
At this very moment I’m rolling around on my floor in my best rubber trousers covered in angel food cake wiping the icing off with a framed photo of you. The candles singed half my chest hair.
Happy Birthday! (I’ll spare you the “you’re getting better not older” and “men just become more distinguished with age” cliche crap although I am tempted)
For those about to age, we salute you…
1. Snarky remark involving the unmercifully hasty onslaught of time
2. Genuine, heartfelt wish for you to have a happy birthday and a happy year
3. Vague but sinister threat to enforce #2 by any means necessary, including unleashing mercenary band of armed Mexican wrestlers, rabid vigilante mob of “joy Muppets” and undead army of failed Presidential candidates led by surprisingly mirthful Alf Landon and his wily Capo Pat Paulsen.
4. Reconsidering #3, possibly should have left it at #2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONRAD!
Re: I forgot about that whole logging in business.
thanks! sometimes I forget to log in too and miss an entire chapter of someone’s life. stupid cookie things.
Be My Blog 
i remembered your birthday. because it was all wrong in your profile.
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pup.
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happy birthday, by the way. I promise you that 41 is much more fun than 40.
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okay, i lied..
Because Conrad’s Birthday Can’t Drive.
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oh hey great happy birthday
ps – panda
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happy birthday =)
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Happy birthday from all of us at the Opry House…
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1. augh
2. why does the lady in your icon have a helicopter head?
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She had it done for her prom.
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I’d sing Happy Birthday to you, but the MPAA wouldn’t like that. So
LOLERZ ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAVE A ROFL DAY!
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I understand. I somehow turned 35 a few weeks ago.
Happy birthday.
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I Celebrate Your Existence every day! Not just on the anniversary of your birth!!! WTF is that picture from Fall of the house of usher?
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that’s Dracula having kind of a klutzy day
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
No falling in a pit with Dracula for you–you won’t get off that easy.
Charles’ first birthday is in eight days. It is obvious to all with eyes to see that:
Conrad, Charlie the Caterpillar, and Charles 3d are now meshed by unknowable bonds, the three-lobed eye to which near is far and far is near.
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happy bday!
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Happy Birfday!
Let me be the next in a long line of people to wish you many happy returns of the day! (I did not know your info was incorrect)
I agree with — and at 45, you’ll look back at 40 and laugh!
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Happy birthday–wow, and LJer older (by 10.5 mo) than me!
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C’mon
You didn’t even do a hack Photoshop job on it to get the age right.
Crap, and now I have to go distract myself before I do something about this silly CGI project I feel coming on.
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Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Conrad. I know the feeling, one morning you wake up and think “Holy Cats! How the hell did I become middle aged?”
mojo sends
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Happy Happy Birthday!! 41 is better than 40. I can’t wait to be 31. Something about decade ages bug me.
so Huzzah! Or something!!
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so what’s the best thing about being 41?
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omg omg fr0ty1
im glad u were br0n lol
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Happy Birthday. Hope you have something yummy to eat.
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Happy birthday!
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re: soy copycat!
happy. birthday!
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Happy Birthday, Mister.
Is the vampire surfing on concrete?
L.
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Yay! Happy birthday!
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seems to be a popular age for people in my life right now. don’t know what you guys see in it, but hey, it gives me hope. =)
oh yeah, happy birthday and such.
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41 is sort of boring. Just a tick on the odometer, ya know?
thanks 🙂
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Getting yuck all over the keyboard.
At this very moment I’m rolling around on my floor in my best rubber trousers covered in angel food cake wiping the icing off with a framed photo of you. The candles singed half my chest hair.
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Re: Getting yuck all over the keyboard.
That’s hot. Except, when did you grow chest hair?
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Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!111111111one
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Happy Birthday! (I’ll spare you the “you’re getting better not older” and “men just become more distinguished with age” cliche crap although I am tempted)
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Thank you! I look forward to becoming more extinguished as time goes by.
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Well! Happy Birthday. Let me just say this. When Fidel Castro was 41, he celebrated by denouncing the Prague Spring. What will YOU denounce this year?
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Happy thing. Welcome to the club. *hands over official branded ear trumpet* 🙂
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For those about to age, we salute you…
1. Snarky remark involving the unmercifully hasty onslaught of time
2. Genuine, heartfelt wish for you to have a happy birthday and a happy year
3. Vague but sinister threat to enforce #2 by any means necessary, including unleashing mercenary band of armed Mexican wrestlers, rabid vigilante mob of “joy Muppets” and undead army of failed Presidential candidates led by surprisingly mirthful Alf Landon and his wily Capo Pat Paulsen.
4. Reconsidering #3, possibly should have left it at #2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONRAD!
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Re: For those about to age, we salute you…
fraid of “joy Muppets”
thanks 🙂
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your birthday
Happy happy of happiest.
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WELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEN!!!!
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a most happy birthday ~
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I will get you a birthday sweet from french’s. IF THEY EVER OPEN!
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Happy Day!
Have a wonderful, beautiful day. You deserve it!
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I forgot about that whole logging in business.
Happy Birthday
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Re: I forgot about that whole logging in business.
thanks! sometimes I forget to log in too and miss an entire chapter of someone’s life. stupid cookie things.
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happy birthday, friend. i hope the coming year holds many goodnesses for you, and many many more in the years to come. many happy returns!
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thanks!
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