Caption Contest

Top Mullah Issues Mickey Mouse Clarification

Unintentional sketch comedy results from extremely detailed correction of Mickey Mouse theological communication errors. Rodent issues fully explained.

I have no subject line, I just like saying “WHAT?”

This is “courtesy” mcbrennan.

I was just arriving at puberty while this stuff was going on. Pity my dysfunction. From 1977, we present Rolling Stone’s anniversary and the most something-or-other Beatles medley ever.

Adventures in literature: what’s with all the big words?

reminded me of a favorite Internet book reviewer, and linked me to two of his critical pieces I had not seen.

Moby-Dick “The plot could be wholly told in about 15 pages, none ommitted. The rest is philosophy and whale-encyclopedia.”
Mrs. Dalloway “Just WTF is this book about ? Making fun of the London “drawing rooms” society of 100 years ago ? M…kay, whatever.”
The Odyssey “The style is heavy, but there’s no other way out, I guess. They spake (hehe…) this way back then…”

STUFFED ANIMAL SUIT RUGBY

Welcome to the UK, ibn Sith

The first 30 seconds or so is the yow part. The rest is just tv.

WHAT KIND OF SYRUP

Caption of the day and/or News QOTD of the day from the Orange County Register:

“Craig Gross, founder of XXX Church.com, next to a stack of “Jesus loves a porn star” Bibles that his staff handed out at the AVN Adult Expo in Los Vegas in January. This weekend, Gross is coming to Huntington Beach for one of the organization’s signature events: Porn and Pancakes.”

At least they have pancakes.