The Guardian reports that the Chinese government is making cosmetic products out of the skin of executed prisoners.
After I finished retching and clawing at my face, I composed myself and thought “Hmm, there must be some way to get in on this one.” I figure there are going to be more executions here, mostly of younger people, and increasingly by lethal injection which leaves things looking good. One problem is that our Death Row population is mostly dark brown and our high-end cosmetics buyer tends to be light pink. I’m not sure whether we’re going to go with bleaching the convicts or just selling the products to tanning salons as Jared suggested.
Product name suggestions are Justice: Strong Supple Skin for Him and Lifeskin Recyclables Body Rejuvenator.
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One problem is that our Death Row population is mostly dark brown and our high-end cosmetics buyer tends to be light pink.
I really did choke on my coffee when I hit this line.
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