Via genericus for planetdracula and all the other black metal fan club:
THE BLACK OVEN: Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness
Stir gently until just combined. Too much friction annihilates the bubbles!
Via genericus for planetdracula and all the other black metal fan club:
THE BLACK OVEN: Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness
Stir gently until just combined. Too much friction annihilates the bubbles!
Small white potatoes, unpeeled, oven fried in a cast iron pan with peanut oil at high temperature.

That was on the cover of the Penzeys spice catalog. Possible explanations include: Burn Victim Aspic, Dragon’s Pimple, BBQ Croquembouche, Pineapply Blood Sausage, or really bad glazed ham.
Not just a funny name, a really horrible health record!
At the fancy grocery store they had a vodka of Armenian origin, and the label listed the following additives:
acetic acid
sodium bicarbonate
dried skim milk
honey
What’s this all about? Anyone know?
I found another vodka with similar recipe:
http://www.topliquor.com/Russian-Style-Emerald-Castle-Marani-Vodka-750-ml-p-67089.html
I really like pea soup, and I made some again tonight. I’m not averse to putting bacon or ham in the soup, or using meat broth, but I just didn’t tonight.
It was very good pea soup. I’m putting the “recipe” here mostly for my own reference. It’s not too different from what you’d find on the back of the bag of peas, so don’t consider it to be special or worth saving.
Ingredients:
16 oz./2 cups of dried split peas
One largeish potato, like a russet, or equiv potato mass, peeled and cubed
Two quarts of water
1/4 cup olive oil
One tbsp ground cumin seeds
Four tbsp ground dill weed
Four or five threads of saffron
One tbsp. coarse ground black pepper
1 bay leaf
Salt to taste, if necessary
Get a deep saucepan.
Dump the olive oil in the bottom of the pan and drop in the bay leaf, the cumin, and the pepper. Heat the olive oil until the bay leaf is browning.
Dump in the water and the peas. Bring to a boil.
Dump in the potato cubes and bring to a boil again.
Reduce heat. Add the dill and the saffron. If you have favorite spices of your own, this is the time to put them in.
Simmer for an hour, stirring occasionally.
Check the soup for consistency and flavor. Adjust flavor with your choice of the herbs above or other herbs you like. Salt to taste.
Simmer for another 30 minutes. Watch and stir frequently so the soup doesn’t get lumpy. Cook until the consistency is thick and the potatoes are mostly dissolved, but it’s not glue or on fire. This varies with your pot and your idea of “simmer” and also with the will of the Gods.
Cool until it isn’t deadly and serve.
Notes:
You can get away with no salt if you flavor it right. One good idea is to put in some cayenne or other hot chili spice, just enough to make it interesting.
I find that the combination of potatoes and saffron and olive oil produces a “mouth feel” that will make you forget the vegan nature of the soup even if you’re a hamatarian.
So this is a very simple pea soup and again not much different from the back of the package, but I like it so I’m putting it here. Cheers.

The Orange County Register has apparently hired Jean Teasdale to write their nightlife reviews. In this case it’s a real win because the article is about my “favorite” restaurant:
Maybe I’m not hip enough to be at Chronic Cantina. I’ll just throw that out there right now.
I may be the only person that’s gone there not knowing why they call it the Chronic Cantina. Did the section of the menu titled “Munchies” tip me off? No. Did the food with names like “Fatty Tacos” and “Pack Your Tostada Salad Bowl” give me a hint? No.
It was only when I took a look at the drink list and saw the 4:20 Brownie Shot that I got what Chronic Cantina is alluding to.
Not only are they cranking out the meth there, but they’re making illegal bathtub cheese!
This is one of the hazards of dinner with sooz: