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So here’s our strategy, Eugene

So we have this cute actress, see. And she played a teenager in her last gig and people thought she was cute, okay? We got a big response from the Maxim types. So, we’re gonna put her in a movie where she plays — get this — a former adult film star! Okay! And she has this romance with an ordinary teen, Mr. American Boy Next Door, right? Every boy’s dream. It’s okay ‘cause she’s 21 for real. But damn if she doesn’t look 16.

Right, so I have the press people working on a cute little release about her researching porn and shit, and whatever. We’re going big with this. Yeah, the 18-49 is gonna suck this up. Especially that NASCAR Dad demographic.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/fwd/but

And Eugene, don’t worry. If she doesn’t work out we can just sell her to Vivid. We’re covered both ways.

or the barrel, perhaps

substitute: OC FINANCIAL FIRM SEEKS SENIOR WINDOWS ADMINISTRATOR WITH ROLLOUT EXPERIENCE
torgo_x: ROLL OUT whump whump ROLL OUT
substitute: When I hear the word “rollout” I always imagine the scene where the gnome men in long black coats roll the Navigator Alien in his big jar of spice in to see the Emperor in /Dune/
substitute: or that song, right
torgo_x: and the guys with the vacuum cleaners sucking up the green toxic goo coming out of it
substitute: YEAH!! exactly!

Empty voices, empty mouths, talk about the Passion

Enough “news” about Mel’s Jesus movie already. If he did for Christ what he did for Hamlet it’s going to be a disaster anyway.

For someone who’s made a career out of glorifying revenge, violent madness, stomach-churning violence, comical murder, gross criminality, and mano a mano High Noon standoffs as the essence of masculine power and sexuality, he’s got a lot to answer for before he starts making movies about Jesus Christ.

Maybe if he’d made more movies like Gallipoli and less like Payback I’d be inclined to take him more seriously, but come on. It’s like being asked to swallow a biopic of St. Francis by Jean-Claude Van Damme or “The Gautama Buddha Story” produced by Charles Bronson.

Shut up, Mel.