So here’s our strategy, Eugene

So we have this cute actress, see. And she played a teenager in her last gig and people thought she was cute, okay? We got a big response from the Maxim types. So, we’re gonna put her in a movie where she plays — get this — a former adult film star! Okay! And she has this romance with an ordinary teen, Mr. American Boy Next Door, right? Every boy’s dream. It’s okay ‘cause she’s 21 for real. But damn if she doesn’t look 16.

Right, so I have the press people working on a cute little release about her researching porn and shit, and whatever. We’re going big with this. Yeah, the 18-49 is gonna suck this up. Especially that NASCAR Dad demographic.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/fwd/but

And Eugene, don’t worry. If she doesn’t work out we can just sell her to Vivid. We’re covered both ways.

5 thoughts on “So here’s our strategy, Eugene

    1. IT ALREADY HAS. DINT YOU HEAR AS HOW JUNIOR WON DAYTONA AND MICHAEL W CALLED OUT ON THE SAFETY GUYS AFTER HE FLIPPED IT?
      Y’ALL NEED TO TUNE IN TO TOTALLY NASCAR ON FOX CABLE NETWORKS.

  1. I went to a screening of this movie about a month ago. She’s still working the porn, other then that you nailed it. There’s like one funny joke in the movie and it comes in the last 30 seconds.

  2. I saw the trailer for this on Apple.com a few weeks ago. The trailer looked good, I had hopes that it would be a Galaxy Quest type should suck but rocks movie…

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