PLEASE STOP TRYING TO BE FAMOUS. IT HURTS TO WATCH.

HUGS,

EVERYONE

all of meeee

gordonzola finds a winner:

fine thread, read the comments too 🙂

bad idea beer

Because, you know, putting energy drink stuff into crappy corporate pissbeer makes it.. uh.. energetic?

I wonder what the hangover is like.

My best friend in college, known him for 20 years. He has a new band: Rough Church. I hope it goes well. The last band, Ferdinand, was really good but fell apart. The MP3s on the Rough Church site are very, very rough but I like “Absolution Song” quite a lot ( mp3 link here ).

Can’t be objective about it really. I’ve been through 3 different bands in a few different iterations with him and been through a lot more shit. I want his band to do well.

Via ch: I like big books and I cannot lie.

The New York Dog. In the parks, on the streets, at the office, in the terrace cafe, or peeking out of a Chanel handbag …

Child substitute, proof of the loneliness of city life, date bait, symbol of success and excess – the dog is many things to many people in New York.

There is a magazine for all of those rich people with their tiny dogs now. This follows the rule that every Lifestyle Mistake in this country becomes a magazine.

There are obits and ”doggyscopes”.

Stoatmaster9000 unearthed a cache of Left Behind fan fiction.

Already we have a winner here just because there’s Evangelical Christian fanfic. Nothing very slashy, which is good for everyone’s sanity. However, as Mr. Stoat pointed out, there are serious theological problems with warning about “spoilers for Glorious Appearance”. Can there be a Dispensationalist spoiler? Who writes or reads fan fiction about the end of the world? Why me? Why anyone? WHY ME?

Sorry, got carried away there for a sec. But wait. If there’s fic about the Left Behind books, is there going to be a lot of fanfic about the.. um.. you know.. BIBLE? Why yes, at least 733 people have written some.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be writing some steamy slash about Hap-Pea and Pea Wee. The possibilities are endless.

Stoatmaster9000: muppet commentary on politics would actually really rock.
Stoatmaster9000: Crossfire meets Greg the Bunny.
substitute: Sam the Eagle versus Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on stem cell research
Stoatmaster9000: I would pay good money.
substitute: Miss Piggy throatpunching Tucker Carlson, etc
Stoatmaster9000: Pigs… In… Congress…
substitute: Newt Gingrich and Gonzo discuss the flat tax (BLATT BLATT)
Stoatmaster9000: Chickens vs. Thinktank whitepaper authors…
substitute: Karl Rove Attempts to Explain Child Care Cutbacks to Elmo
Stoatmaster9000: Karl Rove push-polls questions about Kermit’s possible past as a transvestite rapist!
substitute: Ann Coulter fails to belittle Oscar the Grouch
Stoatmaster9000: “Would you still support this muppet if..?”
substitute: Donald Rumseld Totally Ignores Mr. Snuffleupagus For Three Years
Stoatmaster9000: Bert and Ernie intern at Talon News!
eyeteeth: “Many uninsured Americans are forced to choose between paying for food and paying for medicine. My assistant Beaker will demonstrate.”
Stoatmaster9000:
substitute: chickens everywhere
eyeteeth: Howard Dean gets into shouting match with Statler and Waldorf.

If you’re down with West Coast Christians, you can keep your ominously Teutonic biker chic, your Hell’s Angels culture of violence, your wannabe Nazi/wannabe criminal poseur lifestyle, and your MTV style gang insignia.. and still LOVE THE LORD!!!!!!!!1!!

And this was your daily installment of “Orange County, CA is run by actual unironic Hitler-Type Nazis”. Courtesy the_silent_one.