And then the Lord spake, saying “Well done, my good and faithful Mary-Sue.”

Stoatmaster9000 unearthed a cache of Left Behind fan fiction.

Already we have a winner here just because there’s Evangelical Christian fanfic. Nothing very slashy, which is good for everyone’s sanity. However, as Mr. Stoat pointed out, there are serious theological problems with warning about “spoilers for Glorious Appearance”. Can there be a Dispensationalist spoiler? Who writes or reads fan fiction about the end of the world? Why me? Why anyone? WHY ME?

Sorry, got carried away there for a sec. But wait. If there’s fic about the Left Behind books, is there going to be a lot of fanfic about the.. um.. you know.. BIBLE? Why yes, at least 733 people have written some.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be writing some steamy slash about Hap-Pea and Pea Wee. The possibilities are endless.

hap pea

5 thoughts on “And then the Lord spake, saying “Well done, my good and faithful Mary-Sue.”

  1. I consider myself pretty open minded but I draw the line at pea freaks.
    Shem, Ham and Japeth are TOTALLY HOT…though only two thirds kosher, really.
    Fan fiction of any kind scares the living crap out of me, honestly.

  2. Pea soup, or for that matter, ANY pea based product, is the most disgusting food on earth. Therefor, Pea Soup Anderson’s, because it is a stinking den of pea-based filth, is the most disgusting place on earth.

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