I am a screwbean! Yes!

I forgot to mention in my earlier post about the Extreme Outdoorsy Person Mall that I thought the name was a bit.. off. I guess there are less and less people around who remember the 30s and 40s, but “The Camp” is a place a lot of old Jews and Japanese-Americans and Russians might prefer not to visit to purchase consumer goods, ya know?

Torgo got the best spam subject line just now: “Subject: Buy Xanax online today screwbean”. No thanks, though; that stuff gave me crazy rage fits.

Pretty good evening. Hils and L and I all showed up with radically different looks: me minus beard, Hils with black hair, and L with her short bob. It was sort of sitcom-like except that our lives lately have been a bit of a sit-trag.

It was pissing down rain earlier, serious roaring deluge. I’m glad my father had the foresight to buy a house on the top of our local hill so I’m not currently watching my back yard fill up with blarp. It’s fun driving when the windshield wipers can’t keep up and various bits of eucalyptus tree keep flying by the windshield.

I’m skating over a big black hole under the ice.

And this one time

I went to a local shopping center today which is called “The Camp”. It’s an outdoorsy themed place that has in it: Adventure 16, a camping and outdoor clothes place; a Billabong surf store; a restaurant called “The Lodge”; a hippie fast food joint called “Native Foods”; and a Bikram Yoga joint.

I bought warm gloves and left.

They have speakers there that play slightly too loud atmospheric sounds (rushing waters etc.) And lots of plants.

As I left, a hindu priest guy and some yoga lady left in a car with license MA KALI.

Decline of Western Civilization, Part XVII

“Want a drink? Queer Eye for the Straight Guy food and wine expert, Ted Allen, surrounded by former NFL greats (left to right) Marcus Allen, Troy Aikman, Franco Harris and Terrell Davis pose at the “Ultimate Low Carb Tailgate Party.” Ted Allen unvieled 7 zero carb cocktails for the Super Bowl, including Troy Aikman’s Smirnoff lean martini, Marcus Allen’s Crown Royal & soda, Franco Harris’ Johnnie Walker & ginger and Terrell Davis’ zero carb mexicola.”