“YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND! I really believe that this can be the GREATEST kind of business to get into -since night baseball!

I am promoting several different programs, tailored for different tastes and pocketbooks. I will not promote a program that I do not believe in, and if appears that I made a mistake in promoting a program -or if the program I am promoting fails to live up to their word for any reason, I will admit my mistake or address your beef, and you can do as you see fit.”

SIR, PLEASE DO NOT ANY LONGER ADDRESS MY BEEF. SIR IN THE BLUE SHIRT. PLEASE STOP WITH THE TUGGING AND THE ADDRESSING AND THE OH GOD

Decision Power Health Coach.

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Death is health care.

Health care in this country can be summarized as a Simpsons episode that kills you, or a Kafka tale told in buzzwords, or just as an attractively polished meatgrinder.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&e=7&u=/ap/20040206/ap_en_tv/super_bowl_fallout

“Dad, what’s erectile dysfunction?”

Someone please reboot my country.

Because of this and this.

Courtesy the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, your guide to why you aren’t feeling so hot.

http://plannedchildhood.org/

Please don’t defetus. Rocket launches. I. Um. Whaaa. Hitler? Danger Mouse? Brain shrinkage?

http://devel.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLD&g=1&o=1&h=180

I thought I was already creepy as hell, though 🙂

I wonder if I shouldn’t just stop going to D’s and walk away from this social circle. It’s all soaked in failure now, like UCLA and half of West Los Angeles.

I’m sitting 20 feet now from people I love and can’t look at.

http://www.inspirationsensation.com/

I READ WHERE THERE IS A SERVICE NOW AS HOW YOU CAN HAVE YOUR LIVEJOURNAL PRINTED OUT AS A BOOK AND THEN YOU COULD SELL IT!

SO I AM GOING TO MAKE A LIVEJOURNAL FOR STALKING YOU AND THEN PRESENT IT TO YOU! PINK COVER, PICTURE OF MY KNIFE AND OUR FIRST DATE.

THIS IS CALLED IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN YOU FUCKING BITCH CUNT WHORE BY SUBS T. TUTE.

CHAPTER 1: YOU ARE MY WIFE AND ALWAYS WILL BE AND I CAN KILL YOU

CHAPTER 2: THAT LITTLE SHIT YOU’RE BLOWING IS GOING DOWN AND SO ARE YOU

CHAPTER 3: [UNDER CONSTRUCTION]

FACT IS I THINK IF YOU APPRECIATE IT LIKE YOU HAVE TO I’M GOING TO GO BRICK AND MORTAR HERE AND SHOP IT OUT!! I AM FAIR AND BALANCED AND PEOPLE WILL RESPOND TO MY UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE/THE TRUTH.

IF IT’S OKAY I’D LIKE TO COME OVER AND DO LAUNDRY ON THURSDAY.