And this just in:

“YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND! I really believe that this can be the GREATEST kind of business to get into -since night baseball!

I am promoting several different programs, tailored for different tastes and pocketbooks. I will not promote a program that I do not believe in, and if appears that I made a mistake in promoting a program -or if the program I am promoting fails to live up to their word for any reason, I will admit my mistake or address your beef, and you can do as you see fit.”

SIR, PLEASE DO NOT ANY LONGER ADDRESS MY BEEF. SIR IN THE BLUE SHIRT. PLEASE STOP WITH THE TUGGING AND THE ADDRESSING AND THE OH GOD