I READ WHERE THERE IS A SERVICE NOW AS HOW YOU CAN HAVE YOUR LIVEJOURNAL PRINTED OUT AS A BOOK AND THEN YOU COULD SELL IT!
SO I AM GOING TO MAKE A LIVEJOURNAL FOR STALKING YOU AND THEN PRESENT IT TO YOU! PINK COVER, PICTURE OF MY KNIFE AND OUR FIRST DATE.
THIS IS CALLED IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN YOU FUCKING BITCH CUNT WHORE BY SUBS T. TUTE.
CHAPTER 1: YOU ARE MY WIFE AND ALWAYS WILL BE AND I CAN KILL YOU
CHAPTER 2: THAT LITTLE SHIT YOU’RE BLOWING IS GOING DOWN AND SO ARE YOU
CHAPTER 3: [UNDER CONSTRUCTION]
FACT IS I THINK IF YOU APPRECIATE IT LIKE YOU HAVE TO I’M GOING TO GO BRICK AND MORTAR HERE AND SHOP IT OUT!! I AM FAIR AND BALANCED AND PEOPLE WILL RESPOND TO MY UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE/THE TRUTH.
IF IT’S OKAY I’D LIKE TO COME OVER AND DO LAUNDRY ON THURSDAY.
Be My Blog 
WHO THE HELL IS THIS ANYWAY?!
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I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
ALSO WHAT COLOUR UNDERWEAR/FOUNDATION GARMENTS YOU ARE SPORTING
TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES IN FRONT OF THE FRONT WINDOWS PLZ (PLUG IN WEBCAM)
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*DIES*
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What kills me is that for you to get your LJ as a book (specifically a PDF), you have to hand over your username and password.
And people *do this*: http://www.livejournal.com/community/lj_nifty/93907.html
Yeah, I see the new service for this supposedly takes your password as a MD5 hash. I still don’t trust it.
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That’s pretty scary. The folks over in LJ_DEV are working on doing this kind of thing through tokens (redirect to LJ site, log in, redirect back), which would make me feel somewhat safer, but still… even if the tokens expire, what kind of power does the other site have during that time limit?
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CHAPTER 4: PROFIT!
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Very interesting
Progol is fascinated by this turn of events. Progol would appreciate a mailing list of some sort on which Progol can enter the appropriate information needed to be kept abreast of all future developments in this area.
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