The Devil’s Own School Bus

School Bus of Fear

On a side street in a wealthy suburban neighborhood overlooking the water, we see: a schoolbus, unmarked, plugged in to someone’s power, clean and obviously customized, with spikes on the front hubcaps. Possibilities include:

  • Cool awesome extreme sports anti-drug mobile extreme awesomeness vehicle!
  • Purpose-built vehicle for school bus races.
  • Intentionally scary Freddy Krueger type schtick by horror movie aficionados/Coil fans/over-the-top leather guys/Turbonegro fans.
  • Bro mistake.

You make the call.

7 thoughts on “The Devil’s Own School Bus

  1. The wealthy Southern California suburbs continue their history of innovative approaches to educational financing, with the latest concept in privatized public education: BYO schoolbuses!
    Available with a range of accessories to give your little Dick and Jane a head start in the Hobbesian war of all against all.

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