Learn from my cat:

1. How to get extra treats:

reclining-cat

2. How to deflate to one half inch thick and grow to nine feet long and still remain cute:

flatcat

3. How to be firm yet cute in demanding that various apes do exactly as you require:

cat-o-scuro

7 thoughts on “Learn from my cat:

  1. Poor Starving Thing
    My name is Poussin and I have never eaten. I dimly recall that my mother wanted to feed me, but I was stolen by apes and they have allowed me to languish ever since. Perhaps if you could pass me just a morsel, then I could find the strength to hold my head up or return to a semi-solid state. Otherwise, I am afraid I will slowly liquefy here in this chair. Cutely.

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