I elfed myself, and the results are on the elf yourself site here. My first try was a pretty boring Internet joke, so I decided to go back and do it for real.
If that link doesn’t work, I put the video online. Streaming is here: http://www.masculinehygiene.com/elf.html and download is here: http://www.masculinehygiene.com/d/m/elf.mov
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HAHAHA GROSSSSS dude.
I tried to do one for Owen but it was never mailed to me, even after I tried 8 times. So weird.
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HAHAHAHA
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oh my god
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*DIES* That was easily one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen on the internets. Kudos to you sir!
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It’s Assface from Hellraiser VI: A Very Cenobite Christmas
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Oh my God – this is halarious!
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Comedy Gold.
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