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Happy Christmas, everyone!
I elfed myself, and the results are on the elf yourself site here. My first try was a pretty boring Internet joke, so I decided to go back and do it for real.
If that link doesn’t work, I put the video online. Streaming is here: http://www.masculinehygiene.com/elf.html and download is here: http://www.masculinehygiene.com/d/m/elf.mov