Have you come here to give cheezits to the lamers in your head

The new best corporate anthem ever is courtesy the Bank of America and it is here:


I never knew a merger could be such a spiritual thing and so full of longing.

Also, although I am from Orange County, CA I have never in my life seen anything this white.

10 thoughts on “Have you come here to give cheezits to the lamers in your head

  1. Um…that was painful. I am going to take headache medication, now.
    However, it was also highly amusing to see a cubicle nerd who is balding and dressed in a white shirt with a PINK tie making such a big deal for 15 seconds of fame.
    *holds head*
    …former cubicle nerd

  2. my favorite line…
    “…or is nascar more your speed?”
    they got a standing ovation. oh yeah, i watched the whole thing.
    thanks for the nightmares substitute =P

  3. 1. I wonder what he keeps stepping in when he steps away from the mic.
    2. Is he going to slit his wrists?
    3. It’s BofA? I’m so ashamed.

  4. It’s like the bastard offspring of “Let the Mighty Eagle Soar” and Ricky Gervais’ character on The Office singing “Free Love on the Free Love Freeway.” Beautiful.
    Oh god, I really need to switch credit cards.

  5. Sweet Baby Jesus!
    It burns! It burns! Aaaaaaaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!……………………………………………….
    whew. Yowch. Well, at least is avenged for my showing her the Idol thing…

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