…but whoever wrote this needs to be taken out to the shed and shot:
What is bread leadership?
With the single goal of making great bread broadly available to consumers across America, Panera Bread freshly bakes more bread each day than any bakery-cafe concept in the country.
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Sort of an artosocracy?
Uh, the quote is trademarked
What is the company mission?
A loaf of bread in every arm®
Sheesh, I better watch using that sentence in fear of a Panera lawsuit. Zips mouth.
Re: Uh, the quote is trademarked
It sounds painful. Shouldn’t the loaf be under the arm, or held in the hand? Do they sharpen it and then force it into your biceps? Ow
I can’t wait for when, five months from now, whoever wrote that copy will anonymously post a comment asking whether or not you just issued (yet another) death threat. You are a dangerous man!
Christian Bale will play me in the movie.
I have a crawlspace full of dead
It’s the rare “concept” that can bake. I’m not sure even the Pure Concepts of the Understanding™ can bake. Not well, anyway.
If only they wanted to make sure bread was broadly available to the hungry people across America…