For miss_geek: The SOCIAL HAZARD shirt, including multiple levels of funny those people will never get:
For her kid and everyone else’s, the ARMOR OF GOD PAJAMAS.
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that’s just wonderful!
but those hats look like they might be pretty tough to sleep in =/
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Man, those kids are ready for ultra-deadly spiritual warfare.
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That little boy has a crazy, lifeless, zombie stare.
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They needed him to stay still for the photo, but they overdid the curare dose.
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he’s just pumped up on faith… juice.
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Um… why are they holding hands?
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Because they’re frozen with fear looking at the man in the clown suit taking their picture.
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“Mr. Gacy? Are we going to play a game?”
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I wouldn’t be caught dead in those PJs…but I force my wife to wear them every night. Otherwise, I just can’t get off.
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It wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t need to get a new “wife” each time. How much more can that damned crawlspace bulge?
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They forgot to mention Jackie Chan. I bet that would sell a lot more PJs.
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Oh my gawd! Oh Em Gee! OMG! Where can I get a social hazard t-shirt?! I need one so much! I don’t have the dollars for it, but it’s a necessity!
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Oh wait, you have a link! Huzzah!
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I wanna Armour of God g-string for my hot friend. She doesn’t wear much, but she still fears the dark.
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You know, the funny part is that fundies probably go around with that “Social Hazard” t-shirt, not having even read Romans 12:2.
That particular passage of Romans is prety much antiethcial to everything the Fundies and their bloodless ghoul legions are about…
And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
Oh yeah… there’s a lot of mental renewal going on in the South OC mega-churches… no, really…
mojo sends
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Believe it or not, that’s one of the dumber Christian t-shirts I’ve seen (I’ve seen a lot). It just doesn’t make sense to be proud of being a social hazard. So you don’t conform to the world, do you have to be harmful? Then again, I guess that’s what some of those message shirts tend to communicated anyway. Harm and/or confusion.
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