anointomatic

The ANOINTED WARRIOR wants to be my FRIEND.

He’d also like me to view his VIDEO CHALLENGES if I’m a satanist or have an extensive porn collection (Admiral Kragg).

I think God told him to skin me alive. He has glowing eyes and a sword. The churches I’ve visited have waged spiritual warfare with bible studies that included cookies, which always seemed more effective than the whole glowing-eyes-and-sword thing, but maybe this works for him.

The shtick would work better if all this guy’s friends weren’t heavy metal musicians, dominatrices, art atheists and media Jews. But it’s still funny.

2 thoughts on “anointomatic

  1. I recommend the Coming Out of Satanism Part Two video. For someone who claims to have enjoyed a daily cocktail of “blood, urine, semen and a black widow,” the 5th Bride of Satan looks pretty good. Blurry, but good.

  2. I don’t know why, but this guy just makes me lose it. Over and over again. Now all I have to do is look at your post and I get the giggles.
    *Heart* you, C.

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