Homeland security for kids

http://www.ready.gov/kids/

Our attention was strayed. While we were pursuing disorganized and almost harmless Islamist terror cells around the world, the furries were quietly infiltrating the most secret and sensitive offices in the government. We have moles. Also cougars, wolves, skunks, and a shitload of foxes.

Deep beneath the Blue Bayou restaurant in Disneyland, a brain in a jar is being lowered into an immensely powerful biomechanical cyborg Mickey Mouse character. The day of reckoning is near when He will lift up His glove-like hand and the Yiffening will begin.

HOW WERE WE SO BLIND?

6 thoughts on “Homeland security for kids

  1. What I’m wondering is how such patently “I wrote this for my fanzine on my lunch break” art is deemed nation-worthy. If someone brought a Cray-pa drawing of McGruff to the National Crime Prevention Council, they’d kick them to the curb, but it’s okay for the Federal Government to launch a website which is a tick above the skills of the freaking Christian Dragon Furry site.

  2. Fear the Yiffening!
    I didn’t even notice the rainbow bracelet and necklace set that Momma Furvert is wearing until just now. Who pencilled “send furry art to the Office of Homeland Security” into the gay agenda?

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