I had many times heard the “amazing science fact” that komodo dragons kill their prey with bad dental hygiene; they have horrible rotting shite in their teeth and bite you, and then come back when the infection has finished you off. Apparently this is at least partially inaccurate. They have venom.
One of the things Europeans are better at than us is objectifying women to sell tires. Not only are those some very nicely shot photos, but they almost manage to make Kate Moss look good. Over here, we get the Tool Time Girls: ennui, sadness, and implants drooped over engines.
once told me he’d had a deeply stoned Scrabble session with his deeply stoned mates years & years ago where he’d insisted that “squoxabok” was a genuine word.
okay but maybe the venom is just the slurry from the rotting shite. ever think about THAT? no? i don’t blame you.
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ulrgbagasfads
Well, no need for dinner now!
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Mmm, slurry.
“Slurry” is such an evocative word. I think for Thanksgiving this year I’ll make cranberry “slurry” and see how it goes over.
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mmmm, slurries!
shite & venom slurry is best when mixed with cherry flavor.
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once told me he’d had a deeply stoned Scrabble session with his deeply stoned mates years & years ago where he’d insisted that “squoxabok” was a genuine word.
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What True Consumers See
Hey I looked that Pirelli calendar. Nice boat!
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