dept of black humor and perspective substitute Uncategorized November 22, 2005 1 Minute IT COULD SERIOUSLY BE WORSE (AP story, headline du jour) Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Like Loading... Published by substitute nope View all posts by substitute Published November 22, 2005
Doh! I don’t want to be uncharitable or insensitive, I’m just sayin’ a brother needs to learn how to duck… LikeLike Reply
Hit me in the head ONCE with a train, shame on YOU. Hit me in the head TWICE with a train, shame on ME. LikeLike Reply
Funny…that one was neck and neck with the two-train tard for Aardvark Headline of the Day. (That’d be me being uncharitable and insensitive, by the way.) LikeLike Reply
I want to work for AP, writing their headlines. Clearly you have days where they just write themselves. LikeLike
Doh!
I don’t want to be uncharitable or insensitive, I’m just sayin’ a brother needs to learn how to duck…
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Hit me in the head ONCE with a train, shame on YOU.
Hit me in the head TWICE with a train, shame on ME.
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Alternately, he could have pissed the bed then set fire to his apartment.
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Funny…that one was neck and neck with the two-train tard for Aardvark Headline of the Day.
(That’d be me being uncharitable and insensitive, by the way.)
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I want to work for AP, writing their headlines. Clearly you have days where they just write themselves.
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I hear his mother saying a deadpan “Parker got hit by another train today.”
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