THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, WHY NOT STAB YOURSELF IN THE FACE AND HEAD?

  1. I had many times heard the “amazing science fact” that komodo dragons kill their prey with bad dental hygiene; they have horrible rotting shite in their teeth and bite you, and then come back when the infection has finished you off. Apparently this is at least partially inaccurate. They have venom.
  2. One of the things Europeans are better at than us is objectifying women to sell tires. Not only are those some very nicely shot photos, but they almost manage to make Kate Moss look good. Over here, we get the Tool Time Girls: ennui, sadness, and implants drooped over engines.
  3. I’m sure zebulon_y will be delighted to learn that Graham Greene used “zeb” as a word for “cock” while cheating at Scrabble!
  4. Gizmodo presents an unusual solution to a common problem. At my job, the SDM is the thing we manage software projects in.

6 thoughts on “THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, WHY NOT STAB YOURSELF IN THE FACE AND HEAD?

      1. Mmm, slurry.
        “Slurry” is such an evocative word. I think for Thanksgiving this year I’ll make cranberry “slurry” and see how it goes over.

  1. once told me he’d had a deeply stoned Scrabble session with his deeply stoned mates years & years ago where he’d insisted that “squoxabok” was a genuine word.

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