“But if your pork chops do glow, it is best to throw them away.”

IT IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW THAT THE MICROORGANISM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GLOW IS NOT KNOWN TO CAUSE FOOD POISONING!

I miss those days of childhood when I’d stay up late reading in bed by porklight…

Thanks to the Aardvark.

6 thoughts on ““But if your pork chops do glow, it is best to throw them away.”

  1. that’s creepy.
    and it made me think of glow worms, which is what i used to stay up late reading by the light of… they were also creepy, but not as much.

  2. prok
    <img src=
    “http://interglacial.com/temp/neil_diamond_overdrive.jpg”
    alt=”NEIL DIAMOND SINGS IT”
    title=”NEIL DIAMOND SINGS IT”
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    TURN ON YOUR PORKLIGHT!
    LET IT SHINE WHEREVER YOU GOOOOOOO!
    LET IT MAKE A HAPPY GLOOOOOW!
    FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEEEEEEEE!

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