teen maenad mall rampage flashback

In 1997 I had a very close call. I was living in Kansas City at the time. I went to the mall to get something you get at malls like underwear or light bulbs, and when I came out of a store I noticed lots of security guys and roadies, and something being set up that looked like a big stage. I asked what was going on and they said that current teen sensation “Hanson” was playing. I fled, and noticed as I peeled out of the parking lot that there was a mass of > 1000 teenagers being held in a sort of feeding pen in one corner of the parking lot about to be loosed into the mall. It would have been as bad as this disaster, I bet. I would have been turned into Chick Fil-A in moments.

6 thoughts on “teen maenad mall rampage flashback

    1. Re: The Horror
      Yeah, I was thinking that some guys would be “oh wow cool assaulted by teen girls” and then they’d realize that this was a very unsexy way to death.

    1. I used to see him at Roscoe’s all the time in Hollywood. I always wondered how those amazingly skinny black celebs ate all that chicken & waffles and didn’t balloon. I’m suspecting a combination of bulimia and severe eight-hour personal training sessions.

  1. Chick Fil-A made it to the west coast? since when?
    i always remove the pickles, while secretly reishing their leftover taste on the bun. and waffle fries! and waffle house!
    i want to move back to atlanta for a couplea weeks.

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.