This “jason_bateman” guy on okcupid makes good quizzes.

I hope he at least gets laid once or twice because of it; they’re interesting and fun.

the Cutting Edge
(56% dark, 43% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor’s mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there’s
something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making
people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren’t in and
of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery,
or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to
appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person
dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman – John Belushi

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on dark
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You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 99% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
Patriotism (“patriotism” for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would’ve left the country.

One bad scenario — as I hypothetically project you back in time — is
that you just wouldn’t have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don’t interest you enough. But the fact that you took
this test means they probably do. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the
doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930’s, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 91% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 58% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

4 thoughts on “This “jason_bateman” guy on okcupid makes good quizzes.

  1. I would not be a Nazi. Thank god. I was the Expatriate.

    the Wit (65% dark, 34% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

    your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

    You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re
    probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean you’re
    pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the
    Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor
    and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I
    guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
    perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
    takes the most effort to appreciate, but it’s also the best, in my
    opinion.

    Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don’t know what I’m
    talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart – Woody Allen – Ricky Gervais

    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


    You scored higher than 73% on dark


    You scored higher than 44% on spontaneous


    You scored higher than 46% on vulgar

    Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

  2. I’m a ham? I thought I was a vegetarian.
    Viva La Resistance…

    Der ResistanceAchtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

    Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can’t be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930’s, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends’ oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



    You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy



    You scored higher than 16% on antitolerant



    You scored higher than 66% on patriotic

    Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

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