I hope he at least gets laid once or twice because of it; they’re interesting and fun.
| the Cutting Edge (56% dark, 43% spontaneous, 22% vulgar) |
| your humor style: CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your humor’s mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there’s PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman – John Belushi |
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| The Expatriate Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic |
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Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism (“patriotism” for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would’ve left the country. One bad scenario — as I hypothetically project you back in time — is Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930’s, you would not have been a Nazi. |
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Well, except for the fact that “he” appears to be a she…
Hm.. a “she” who is also Jason Bateman. Ah well, it’s the Internet.
I would not be a Nazi. Thank god. I was the Expatriate.
the Wit (65% dark, 34% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re
probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean you’re
pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the
Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it’s also the best, in my
opinion.
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don’t know what I’m
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart – Woody Allen – Ricky Gervais
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I’m a ham? I thought I was a vegetarian.
Viva La Resistance…
Der ResistanceAchtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can’t be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930’s, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends’ oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
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