At least it wasn’t LAMBADA

The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell – Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) High
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Very Low

Take the Dante’s Inferno Test

Fun with government

I just got a garnishee notice from my job. It’s only for $140, but still alarming. It’s from the Vehicle License Collection people at the state tax board. Oddly, it references a car I did own, in a year I did own it (2000), and my real social security number, but an address I have never inhabited, or even visited, in another town. But with my real zip code.

This of course explains why I never got notice of this “problem” before the garnishee notice, but wow. How jacked up is this?

They get their $140 tomorrow, right or wrong, but I’m going to have to figure out how the government managed to get *this* kind of weird data munge. I bet that will take a while to fix, if ever.

Got Clue?

brienigma was kind enough to take and post this picture of yours truly being the BOFH. The other day a cow-orker referred to me as “The Intimidator of the sysadmin team” which isn’t a role I seek out, but one into which I am thrust, please note.



You talkin’ to me? 😉

Trivial details of an ordinary day

Had a relaxing day for a change! Yaay relaxing. I worked from home actually fixing problems over the magical Internet, instead of fighting traffic to Los Angeles and back.

Then I went to D’s and BS’d about with meta_kate and realitylost and Irish Dan for a bit. Kate had a good Rat Attack Story from her job. You know a mortgage company is getting really sub-prime when there are 8″ angry rodents jumping out of file cabinets and trying to bite the employees. Someone refi that Rattus norvegicus below 8% with no points. please.

Dan had suggestions that involved various weapons of mass destruction, but probably nonviolent traps would work best, I think. No one actually blaming the rat here.

Then realitylost and I decided to get dinner, and halfway there the_silent_one called so we met up at Billy’s, which isn’t usually my kind of restaurant but we had a good time. I had one drink and most of a cow, and watched the late 20s crowd get sauced and try to pick each other up.

There was a small moment of SHEER FREAKING PANIC later when I lost my wallet. My hip and suave jacket likes to betray me, like the One Ring, and drop my wallet out as I’m getting into cars. Fortunately the wallet was in the parking lot right where it fell out of the_silent_one‘s car. Many prayers were offered and goats sacrificed, and the wallet was recovered.

Another fine thing: I now own a Whirley Pop which is the best cookery device ever. You turn the little crank on the stove and 5 minutes later you have perfect popcorn. Where was this device all my life?

lyrics at 0412 after being up all night for work

i wanna hack hack hack hack it apart

don’t wanna hear you talk about Jesus
just wanna see his face
just wanna see his face

your eyes are almost dead
can’t get out of bed
and you can’t sleep

two steps forward
don’t say i didn’t warn you
three steps forward
OH I DIDN’T WARN YOU

the busy girl buys beauty
the pretty girl buys charm
and the simple girl
buys what she’s told to buy
and sees her world through the brightly lit eyes of the glossy romance of fashion

I’M ON THE HIGH WAY TO HELL
(DON’T STOP ME)

scary fudging stuff

..to scare the stuff out of you, forever: http://www.harpers.org/online/jesus_plus_nothing/jesus_plus_nothing.php3?pg=1

It’s bad enough that these rage-filled mouthbreathers want a theocracy. What I can’t understand is why they think they’re practicing Christianity. Hello, Heaven’s Gate for Baptists? EAT THE PUDDING EAT IT NOW NOW NOW

I’m going to go lie in a dark room now and pretend the world isn’t happening.