you never listen to a word i say

I want to blast music in my car, drive 130 in it as I toss back shot after shot of Jack Daniels, and scream to a halt in front of my rival’s house as I reach for my huge firearm, with which I drill him down dead in front of his screaming family. I WANT TO BE AN ANIMAL.

Instead, I think I’ll have japanese noodles after work and go home to read more about Scots History before bedtime.

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