I want to blast music in my car, drive 130 in it as I toss back shot after shot of Jack Daniels, and scream to a halt in front of my rival’s house as I reach for my huge firearm, with which I drill him down dead in front of his screaming family. I WANT TO BE AN ANIMAL.
Instead, I think I’ll have japanese noodles after work and go home to read more about Scots History before bedtime.
Be My Blog 
Be sure to leave the body down by the watering hole as a warning to the others.
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dude you have a rival?
HUNTER S. SUBSTITUTE
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Dude, go drive fast and be an animal. You’ve got my permission.
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BOOM
GET OUT THE SOBA BLUNDERBUSS SIR AND GO FORTH!
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Wow!
Oooooo! Noodles!!!
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