I have to say, things are going pretty darned well.

Had a bit of a scare in California this week, didn’t we? But our man Arnold held the line. Glad he had the spine to show them what a real conservative is, instead of that tree-hugging image he was trying to project or some “third way” nonsense. Sooner or later the queers will understand there’s no place for them here.

New Orleans is going to work out fine. Sure there’s a lot of talk about the President and the Federal Government and all these supposed problems, but no one remembers that after a few months, and we’re going to manage the media back into position. Those boys will understand they need to stay on message, especially with Roger over at Fox leading the way. Pretty soon it’ll just be crazy old Michael Moore making funny little movies and we can redefine the center where we want it. Fish in a barrel.

You have to understand what an opportunity this is for Homeland Security. We’re going to need a lot more of that kind of security in this country, and some of it is going to rile people a little. There’s inevitably going to be some unrest, especially as the next election comes up or we get a blip in the employment numbers. Sometimes people just can’t see past a couple hard years and understand what we’re doing for them, and you can’t just hope they’ll trust us.

We’re getting a real good run-through down there. The Guard has things locked down, FEMA is making sure we’re in control on the humanitarian end, and there’s going to be good management of the media from here on out. I think people got the message about what our authority means now, and what we’ll do to maintain the stability and the order that’s needed. Some of the new crowd control technologies and surveillance stuff has been stellar already. These are the kind of tools we’re going to need in the next election to keep on track. We can’t have 1968 all over again, that was just a stupid mess. And government all down the line has to get with the program. Some penny-ante local blowhard like Broussard messes around, he’ll get a lot worse than some cut phone lines next time, and he knows it.

Let me tell you, we’ve got some bumpy rides ahead. You’re going to be thankful for that hurricane later, because the lessons we learned this week will make 2008 a lot smoother for the people who need it. You wanna play hardball, you have to spend some time in the batting cage.

Modest Proposal: Talk Radio Project

It’s an angry white guy talk radio show with a twist. We’ll have the angry white guy as usual, with his hard-hitting, straight-shooting, “politically incorrect” take on things which is the same as every other angry white guy talk show. We’ll have the callers who take it a step further and yell a lot about how the brown people and the “international bankers” and Bill Clinton and women are responsible for all our troubles, and advocating the usual genocidal and/or unworkable solutions to complex problems.

The twist is that all the callers are actors. Any real callers are immediately referred to a psychiatric intervention which is mandatory and may be carried out by force. We’ll have them agree to this by pressing “1” on their touch tone phones while waiting to go on the air, and none of them will listen to the disclaimer anyway.

This is going to require some resources, including air time, an 800 number, and quite a few “mobile intervention centers” (windowless panel vans with hospital beds, 4 point restraints, and gallon bottles of Risperdal).

Who’s in?

¡Viva Mexico!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/08/katrina.mexico.ap/index.html

LAREDO, Texas (AP) — A Mexican army convoy began crossing into the United States on Thursday to bring aid to victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Carrying water treatment plants and mobile kitchens that can feed 7,000 people daily, the convoy bound for San Antonio is the first Mexican military unit to operate on U.S. soil since 1846.

God bless ’em. After all they’ve been through with us, that is incredibly cool.

75% amusing

  • My company’s new web page/product has an apology for its quality on the home page. FUCK YEAH!
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  • I received my discounted Calphalon pans from Amazon, nearly free with the sale and a gift cert. I am especially happy with the big saucier I call the Enough Spinach Pan because I can cook 3 bags at once of fresh spinach and have it cook down to enough for two people to really enjoy.
  • And then, after these minor amusements, I look at the news updates and see that the disaster zone in New Orleans is now Baghdad come home: martial law, official brutality, oppression, caches of corpses, a media lockout, lies, more lies, damned lies, and chuckling gauleiters celebrating the misery of their compatriots. This isn’t my country any more. It’s occupied territory.