- I was already a member of this religion, and I just didn’t know it. I am quite serious, actually. I don’t feel that gathering in groups and acting like a religion makes too much sense, but all along the one thing I’ve known is that I don’t know anything.
- TABLETOP VIBRATOR FOR OFFICE USE. Actually if this thing worked better than most conference phones it’d be sorta cool.
- Meet John Rendon, the secret master of spin.
I for one welcome our tiny, robotic, Einstein-headed overlords

Only President Clouseau Can Save Us Now

U.S. President George W. Bush reacts as he tries to open a locked door as he leaves a news conference in Beijing November 20, 2005.
On second thought, maybe I don’t understand the supernova scene.
Link Wray died.
It’s hard to use spinach in stir fries because of the water issue.
There are a couple of person-shaped holes in my life that are going to be hard to fill.
The butternut, it turns out, is a kind of walnut.
http://www.yiddishradioproject.org/exhibits/stutchkoff/curses.php3?pg=1
Cats like the corn starch that biodegradable plastic bags are made from.
I need to learn how to be alone.
I will be your bitter waitress tonight.
Uh, yeah.
This explains why I have been having such social success and why I am a well-known scientist:
RAT! SCABIES!
Demos done by Rat Scabies with members of the Godfathers, found via The Vinyl Mine, are downloadable via this page. I’d never heard of this thing, some project in 2003. Good punkly stuff.
Hot celebs spoon as normal human reacts
The lady in the foreground has the expression on her face that I would if my swimming hole filled up with tongue-wrestling famous beautiful people. Who the fuck are you? Where the hell are my cigarettes? I want to buy this lady a drink.

the way to a man’s heart
- Watch for aliens on the amazing Pyramid Cam.
- Someone got so upset over a frequently misused phrase that an entire website was created with t-shirt sales and a mail archive.
- We Make Money Not Art went to the Murakami exhibit and saw cool things.
I AM INDEPENDENT, HYGENIC
Apparently the new euphemism for “super extra old” in personals is “mellowed”.
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/w4m/112416522.html
Screenshot below the cut for if’n it’s pulled.