Or if they’ve already pulled it, there’s a screen shot here.

another short angry thing

Just got musical spam from a radio station.

“John Mellencamp cut his teeth on the blues. Now with his latest release, ‘Trouble No More’, he returns to his musical beginnings. ”

EXCUSE ME BUT WHEN THE FUCK DID LITTLE JOHNNIE COUGAR CUT HIS TEETH ON THE BLUES?

I mean did I miss his fucking Robert Johnson period sometime in the 80s? Or maybe whiny white-boy strummin’ classic rock is what we’re supposed to call “blues” now.

Hey hey mama, I got the Clearchannel blues
Workin for a megacorp, playin what a puter choose
(Pass them big shrimp!)

Life in these here now united states

The building management lady at my job just sent an email telling us not to keep our cars here overnight or they will be “toed”.

In an apparently unrelated email she asked that the owner of the Aldo shoes found on an employee’s Jeep tailgate please claim them.

The last Tahoe of a scoundrel

Seen on the 405 today on the way to work. Fortunately for him my rocket launcher was on the fritz. To add to the amusement factor, a very dirty van with a frazzled old guy in it was in front of him, all painted up with IMPEACH BUSH and KUCINICH FOR PREZ etc. Edit: I didn’t think I got a shot with the van too, but I did! Woo!
honk honk flagboy

no.

Not only were the famous San Francisco dog-mauling murder couple sociopathic weirdos, they were cheesy sex weirdos.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

All safe for work. Just really.. really.. Oh just click.

KING I AM INDEED

FOR MANY YEARS YOU PUNY EARTH-WALKERS HAVE THOUGHT I WAS A SIMPLE, WHORISH INTERVIEWER, AN OFT-MARRIED CLOWN WHO LICKED THE CLOACA OF EVERY CELEBRITY. NOW FACE ME AS I AM: WRAITH-KING, DEMON PRINCE, LORD OF EVERY UNCLEAN THING. FEEL THE LEADEN RAGE OF MY GAZE AND PREPARE YOURSELVES: YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE LEGENDARY.