Let’s try this again, shall we?

This entry has no theme or unifying metaphor. It’s just some stuff; sorry.

My new pressure cooker has done great things for my eating habits. Lots more beans & lentils, lean meat etc. This is good news because I need to eat low on the glycemic index and avoid some of my old favorites if I’m to beat this insulin resistance problem. Also, Irish Dan has fixed up my bike so I’m able to exercise more easily, since I enjoy bicycling and I can vary the difficulty of the ride with the amount of exercise I need. The anti-death project is therefore going well.

Some degenerate fuck is hosting hunting parties in Vegas where people can shoot at naked women with paintball guns. We’ve got to hose some of the extreme misogyny out of this society before we turn into the Taliban. It’s really gross and scary. Not linking to the news story, find it yourselves.

If you thought arguments about religion and politics were bad on the Internet, try looking into diet, nutrition, and health some time. People with moderate or self-critical opinions are very rare. All reviews of books on Amazon seem to have either 1 or 5 stars. Dietary theories or diet plans are either God’s Own Chosen Plan of Salvation or some devilish trick. Dogmatic opinions are held (literally) to the death. It’s fairly depressing.

A friend of mine recently did a few years of graduate work in biological psychology studying appetite, food avoidance, and craving mechanisms. She points out that most fad or commercial diets are sold based on one of five possible metabolic and psychological responses to food, and that many if not most people fit into one of these categories. The result is that quite often you find a maniacally delighted 20% who want everyone to know that this plan is the best ever, and a disgruntled 80% who mostly blame themselves but sometimes crusade against the dietary plan. Math is hard. Let’s go eating!

In my own case I’m a complex carbohydrate-craving, night-eating, insulin resistant overweight person who needs to cut down overall calories and eat low on the glycemic index. But the person next to me might need to eat lots of rice and less breakfast. Universal rules escape us.

A question for the Group Mind

I was just talking to jonpants about, among other things, a childrens book called Mr. Bump. And I thought that this might be a band name! But, it would be the name of a bad white funk band that plays Tuesday nights in bars.

And then I realized that every job I’ve had, just about, there has been one employee in one of those horrible white funk bands. And that employee always posts flyers for this band everywhere, and sooner or later you end up going, and they play songs like “Love Rollercoaster” and “Play that Funky Music” and do so very badly and you’re there to support Dave from Medical Records, and it’s hell.

Does anyone have any good analysis of this situation? I mean, that is so fucked-up.

My new project

predicate just complained to me that he couldn’t make a graphic novel because he couldn’t draw a stick figure.

Well, I can draw a stick figure! So I’m starting out with the first chapter of my graphic novel. I’ll be moblogging it and creative commonsing it and presenting it at panels in no time, and maybe even collaborating with Cory and Charlie on a stick-figure homage to Charles Babbage at DongCong ’05.

You have nothing to lose but memos from H.R. about parking

I just finished a rather cliché’d rant on my other blog about managers, and then was reminded of an incident at the coffeehouse the other night.

The place is falling apart, and much of this is due to Corporate Rules, including a messed up computer system that slows things down, lots of regulations that keep the coffee slaves from doing their job right, and a general apathy on the part of management about watching how things are going.

After a frustrating 15 minutes trying to get a cup of coffee the other night I wandered out to where pbd and some others were sitting and yelled:

“What a surprise it is going to be to these corporate morons when the workers rise up in a spontaneous violent revolution and murder them all in order to save capitalism!”

And I still believe it.

What a piece of shit

http://www.buzzmachine.com/archives/2003_07.html#004146

Key phrases:

“Privileged council of blogging elders”

“allow me a moment to dare to lecture the blogging community”

“You see, the magnet that creates that marketing power is the people’s content. I’ve learned well in my online career that the audience’s content is valuable and the audience is your best marketer if you allow the audience to be the star.”

Thanks Jeff! All of us little people are cheering you on! You’ve made us the star today! We can share in a little bit of your blogging glory, and dream that someday our own blogs will shine as brightly as yours.

By the way.. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

I am an angry guy.

Today I was angry. About lots of stuff: work crap, traffic, my life in general, spots of dust, an itchy nose.

I got spammed by some New Age assholes from a “self awareness institute”. Spammed very stupidly through their cable modem. I called them and left an elaborately threatening and abusive message on their voicemail, then reported them to Cox’s abuse department, who opened a ticket. They’re near me. I want to go burn their “self awareness institute” to the ground and impale them and sow the ground with salt and tip over their obelisk. I’m just mad today.

I also had to bitch down some people at work who were playing “issue tennis” with me. You know, where you have a problem that you need someone to solve and they decide to keep asking you questions and waiting for the responses in order to slow down the inevitable approach of work? Doesn’t succeed with me, especially when I’m mad.

I was not, however, angry or mean to my cat.