more cupidity

This one is sadly spot on:

Headhunter emails we never finished reading

I got a headhunter email just now of the shotgun variety which was even more special than these are usually. It’s in the cut, with the response I wish I could send after.

uh, okay

ego moment

I have a pretty good vocaliberry.

confused words test

PIE IS GONE; I HAD NONE

Existential Loneliness Quiz!

You don’t make me feel like I’m a woman any more.

friendly_bandit and others may like Stuff from the Park, a blog mostly of vintage Disneyland pictures.
For those days when you smell so bad you melt watches, the Salvador Dali Deodorant.
Ursi linked to this crazy-ass over-the-top watch. I’m not a fan of expensive watches but this one pressed my geek button pretty hard.
Like ghost towns? Here’s way too many pictures of them.
If you date someone and then it goes south on you, here’s a tip. Don’t get your ex’s name as a domain and post thousands of words about the breakup. It’s considered poor form. (via cruel.com)

One Weekend a Month, My Ass!

The Exploding Aardvark linked me to a beavo-buttheadian news story about our boys overseas.

Screencap of the story, for when it’s gone, is behind the cut.

SHUT UP, BEAVIS

I AM A RIVER OF PHLEGM

I shouldn’t complain because I’m already mostly over the damned thing after 24 hours and it’s not the Flu-Bola™ that everyone else got, but rhinoviruses are overrrated. No sir, I don’t like it. Snurfle.

COMFORT ME DAMNIT

Actually a pot of green jasmine tea and a largish glass of Barenjager have done a lot to make life bearable.