THE HUMAN BREAKDOWN OF ABSURDITY

I just found out that the local high school (my alma mater) has this week off, as they have for many years, for SKI WEEK.

Bonus OC absurdity points: this was a money saving move

Triple word score: it didn’t work.

Six. Rather a lot, really.

IF THERE IS SUFFICIENT PATHOLOGY OF EITHER HEAD OR TONGUE AND NO ID, SHUT OFF THE LINE UNTIL THE COMPANY HAS FOUND THE RIGHT CARCASS.

Gah! I think I got some of the juice down my throat!

I hate you, Milkman torgo_x

No, actually that’s me

best quiz ever

So here’s our strategy, Eugene

So we have this cute actress, see. And she played a teenager in her last gig and people thought she was cute, okay? We got a big response from the Maxim types. So, we’re gonna put her in a movie where she plays — get this — a former adult film star! Okay! And she has this romance with an ordinary teen, Mr. American Boy Next Door, right? Every boy’s dream. It’s okay ‘cause she’s 21 for real. But damn if she doesn’t look 16.

Right, so I have the press people working on a cute little release about her researching porn and shit, and whatever. We’re going big with this. Yeah, the 18-49 is gonna suck this up. Especially that NASCAR Dad demographic.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/fwd/but

And Eugene, don’t worry. If she doesn’t work out we can just sell her to Vivid. We’re covered both ways.

go BOBCATS

The University of California at Merced does not yet exist, but you can buy their mascot gear already.

We hope you like their new direction, if you can understand it.

or the barrel, perhaps

substitute: OC FINANCIAL FIRM SEEKS SENIOR WINDOWS ADMINISTRATOR WITH ROLLOUT EXPERIENCE
torgo_x: ROLL OUT whump whump ROLL OUT
substitute: When I hear the word “rollout” I always imagine the scene where the gnome men in long black coats roll the Navigator Alien in his big jar of spice in to see the Emperor in /Dune/
substitute: or that song, right
torgo_x: and the guys with the vacuum cleaners sucking up the green toxic goo coming out of it
substitute: YEAH!! exactly!