We got a white sale on smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away

Here’s what was on the “closeout discount” table at the local fancy liquor store. This place sells every tipple you can find anywhere. Here’s what they can’t sell at all.

The other shelves mostly contained emetic fruit mixers and unknown vanity vodkas.


12 thoughts on “We got a white sale on smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away

  1. not really related!
    You were in a dream I had last night. All I remember is you walking with a clique of coolies, beckoning me to join you. It was pretty rad.

  2. We’re going out of business, we’ll give you the business, get on the business end of our going out of business sale…

  3. One two three four, I declare a cocktail war! What drinkable cocktail can you make out of these misfit liquors? I can’t read the labels well, but it seems you could make a “Brave Bull” (Tequila and coffee liqueur, twist of lemon), a spicy Lemondrop (using the Redcliff as spiced rum) and perhaps something with the coconut liqueur (what, “rum” is too middlebrow for ya?) and the Caffee Sport thingy that might not be bad.
    Whatcha got?

    1. Philistine. None of these should be mixed. Perhaps a little water or one ice cube. The Redcliff can be mixed with soda if someone girly demands it.

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