POLL: And Scooter gets months… substitute Uncategorized June 5, 2007 Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Taggedpoliticspollsscooter Published by substitute nope View all posts by substitute Published June 5, 2007
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Feat. MC Rove
I predict he pulls an MC Hammer by turning gangsta and adopting the street name “Razor”.
Re: Feat. MC Rove
Or maybe he’ll get “ESCUTOR” tattooed in big Cholo/fraktur letters on his forehead.
Some of his fellow inmates may have a sort of grudging respect for him. Scooter was the guy they hung out to dry and he went all the way to prison without rolling on his bosses. That be some gangsta shit, yo! Not bad for an old soft white guy in a suit!
The tax resisters and white collar criminals are going to know exactly who he is and why he’s there, though. Or more accurately, who should be there with him and why they’re not. And I’m pretty confident they’re going to call him “fucking Scooter.” I mean, what a fucking asshat! Fucking Scooter!!
Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure that “motherfucking Scooter” will be heard as well.
I’m not sure where “snitching on someone for your boss” fits in the hierarchy of prison hate.
Its obvious, he will exhaust all his appeals from the comfort of his home until Bush leaves office, at which time he will be pardoned. I predict this guy doesn’t see the inside of a jailcell.
GET A ROPE